Murphy's Law

Celtic-minded Scottish Secretary Jim Murphy will tell a conference later today that the Labour Party is the natural home for religious voters of whatever denomination. (Honestly I'm not making this up).


He will later tell The JT :"Its only natural that people of faith vote Labour. By which I mean, members of the One True Faith who know God's grace and the rest, living in error, who are going to burn in Hell for all eternity".


Below we show Mr Murphy touching base with his boss, just before Jim spoiled the mood by making the Pope a gift of the Father Ted boxed-set...

Inside: Honest, I'm not making (all of) this up