...any other available omnipotent deity forgive me.
From The Herald:“A doctor will go before a disciplinary hearing next week after claims he fitted a left prosthetic foot to a patient who had his right leg amputated.
Malcolm Griffiths will face allegations regarding his care of 11 separate patients, along with further general claims of poor performance and record keeping while employed with the Smart centre at the Astley Ainslie Hospital in Edinburgh.”
From Best in Show :
Inside: We were going to go with the Pete and Dud "One leg too few" sketch. All together now: "I like your right leg..." etc.