Tuesday, 16 February 2010

Jenny Eclair

is usually credited with the acidic observation that men aren't that discriminating when it comes to matters romantic. 

As in, "men would shag a tree".

(Ahem) From The Scotsman, 15h February.
"A man who was banned from a park after it was alleged he tried to have sex with a tree in broad daylight has been jailed for five months and put on the Sex Offenders' Register for seven years.
William Shaw, 22, of Airdrie, was ordered by a sheriff not to enter Central Park, Airdrie, after it was claimed he dropped his trousers and underpants, exposed himself, and while his trousers were around his ankles, simulated having sex with a tree.
I love the fact that on top of the jail sentence he's also  been banned from the park. No more sex for you, you naughty boy.

Inside: Anyone who identifies the provenance of this post's tree photo must be even older than I am.
Well done you.


Ian said...

Can he get a subscription to the Forestry Commission's brochures to help him through the lonely nights do you think?

Jaggy said...

He obviously "had wood"

Ian said...

Reckon he'll be pining for his beloved

Ian said...

When the moon fills the sky
Like a big pizza pie