Friday, 29 August 2014

No idea how this is even possible...

Oh, wait...
Tram and bus crash
A bus and a tram have collided during the rush hour in Edinburgh.
The accident happened on West Maitland Street at about 07:45. Both vehicles were travelling east towards Princes Street. A spokescmongetaff told The JT, "In all our years of scenario planning never did we imagine that a tram could collide with a vehicle that's not a tram. How weird is that?"

Friday, 22 August 2014

Malky Mackay

is a racist, homophobic, misogynist dick wad...
Nae offence Malky, its just banter...

Pictured: a dick wad

Saturday, 16 August 2014

Sunday, 10 August 2014

Wow, slow news day

According to The Skinstman, supermarkets are passing off Norwegian salmon as Scottish...
Wow, puts all those deaths in Gaza in perspective doesn't it?

Thursday, 7 August 2014

No, I'm fine, I've just something in my eye...

"And who are going to be for us tonight Nicola?"
"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to stick this beard on and be Aly Bain..."

Friday, 1 August 2014

Heartwarming Hampden

As wonderful as the scenes were following Child's medal, with everyone singing along to Five Hundred, maximum respect must go out to Eilidh herself, who, despite being a massive Jambo, managed to get through the 'Claimers song without feigning being sick.