Monday, 2 June 2014

Keane to remain assistant coach, practice spells

Roy Keane the completely sane  assistant coach with The Republic's national team has turned down a chance to manage Celtic.
 He told The JT: " The  Celtic job would really cut into the time I need to practice spells since becoming a wizard." 

Mr Keane can be seen below acting to levitate the entire Republic midfield past Italian friendly opposition. While no one actually witnessed any vertical movement part from Mr Keane, everyone present heartily agreed with Mr Keane's assessment that it "really fookin' happened roight?" while studiously  avoiding eye-contact...

















"Roise in da air, Oi command yew!"

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