- Government says to council: "Have another look in your wallet, I'm sure I saw an extra £60m in there
- Council says to government: "I'm going to the bog. If you get this, I'll square up with you later, yeh?"
- Government to council: "Tcch. Would you believe it eh? I've come out without my credit cards. Or any cash"
- Council to government: "Hang on. Our schoolkids never had the starter. Or the pudding"
Friday, 3 October 2008
School dinner bill : nervous throat-clearing ahoy!
With it not at all clear who will be picking up the bill for the new, free school dinners scheme, The JT offers a free, foolproof guide to avoiding picking up what our Amercan cousins term 'the tab'.