SFA: "Pissing money against wall strategy still the way forward."

In appointing Gordon Strachan as the new Scotland manager, the SFA have confirmed that the previous strategy, of pissing money against a wall, is the right one and shall continue. 

A spokesshinguard told The JT: "Despite the build up, over the years, of evidence that hiring then hurriedly and expensively firing a string of managers is not the way forward, The SFA remains committed to the policy of insisting on having a full-time manager, with fuck all to do for most of the next four years, because countries that want to be taken seriously on the world stage have to have a full-time manager."

Our source then took us to the secret vault  deep in the bowels of Hampden where the above requirement is  apparently written on tablets of stone for all we fuckin' know.
 Finding the vault locked, our SFA source  resolved to call a full committee meeting to frankly and objectively chart the way ahead in terms of the vital work of finding the missing key, or indeed, funding the purchase of a new key at such time as the funding become necessary and so on and so forth until hell freezes over and then gets hot again.......