Mark McGhee will be appointed as the new assistant coach to Scotland manager Gordon Strachan.
The pair became friends during their Aberdeen careers before both moved into management. Mark has been most recently handed jotters by Bristol Rovers, only the most recent in a long list of getting the tin tack situations.
It is thought that Dougie who used to do the pies and bovril at half-time at Pittodrie will be brought in in an additional coaching role, while Fergie who sold the match programme at home games will be put in charge of media management.
It is not clear at the time of writing while there will be a role for Gordon's pet lab Goldie although you wouldn't fuckin' bet against it.