You know how its all worldy widey an' that? The web like?
Well, it is and it isn't. Last night on Reporting Scotland, they had an item about how this shite weather was forcing parents to spend more to keep their little darlings occupied, leading one interviewee to remark "We're raking the internet looking for free stuff."
Raking. Not browsing you see. Browsing implies a relaxed, detached mode. Raking is when you're desperate. Raking is what you do when you're Scottish.