Ashen-faced sources close to the club told The JT: "This week, in search for a new manager, names such as Robertson, Butcher, Sutton, Knox and Ardiles have been linked with moves into the management hot seat at whatever the fuckin' name of the club ground is. I can confirm that next week, the search for a new manager at ICT will really get interesting with Maradona, Pele, Bobby Moore, Mahatma Ghandi and Joe Stalin all putting their names keys, hats, I forget how that cliche goes, into the ring, stall, tent, whatever."
As is it thought extremely unlikely that the next week will bring any resolution in the search for a manager at ICT, directors will implement Plan B: asking anyone, living anywhere in the known universe if they'd like the job. When that plan fails they'll switch to Plan C: asking Craig if he wants his old job back.
Inside: Listening to coverage of a Rangers game last week on Radio Scotland and the commentator referred to "Walter Smith putting his tent out". I didn't know that Wattie during his busy week could find time to volunteer with The Scouts so well done him.
Look! The fucker's massive! Surely to Christ...