- Tommy presenting a brief, three hour, slide-show titled, "Portraits of traitorous ex-comrades from the SSP who are pure gonnae get it after the revolution so they uhr."
- Tommy leading his fellow housemates in a rousing, twenty four verse version of "We must sweep away the forces of reaction with the iron broom of revolutionary practice!" With toilet breaks.
- Tommy mentally mapping the areas of the house not covered by cameras and then sidling up to (rest of sentence removed on legal advice).
- Tommy declaring the House a republic, Brotheria, and immediately nationalises the monopolies, the risks, the cluedos and other multiple copies of boardgames found in a cupboard.
Inside: Anyway, if the perjury trial goes tits up at least Tommy will have got some confinement practice in. "And next on Channel Fowa. Sorry I meant Four."