Tuesday 19 March 2013

May the bollocks be with you.

Wee Free spokesdogcollars trained their intellectual firepower on the Jedi this week, claiming that legislation allowing for same- sex marriage would open the floodgates to just anyone being able to conduct marriage ceremonies. 

The Reverend Angus I- Suppose- The- Possibility -Of - A Blowjob's- Not- on- the- Table- Then, told The JT: "Look at those nerds who say they're are Jedi.   This new legislation would allow them to conduct marriage ceremonies according to Jedi rites.They would be basically following the supposed teachings of a fictional construct with supernatural powers... Oh, hang on, I've got thought that one through."

And with that flash of blinding insight, the man of the cloth retired to rest and wait until normal, irrational thought processes were safely back in place. 
Professor Beaker  commented :" Its very important for religious people not  to attempt intellectual engagement with the rest of us. Such attempts can lead to being forced to think rationally for once, a need to reinforce the hypocrisy screens and may lead to outbreaks of highly-closeted gayness."

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