|Two lovable, but unfortunately, fictional priests yesterday|
The as yet unnamed cleric has confessed to not engaging in gay sex or abusing children. "I'm not really interested in that kind of thing, I'd prefer a nice cup of tea and a bit of an auld pray."
Previously very critical of Father Ted and its portrayal of priests as likable simpletons, it is thought that the Church would now give a right arm for that kind of good PR.
Inside: By "deviant" I of course mean not adhering to a group norm.