Church Sex Scandal Latest- "deviant priest" found!

Two lovable, but unfortunately, fictional priests yesterday

As the allegations of sexual misconduct and abuse swirl around the Catholic Church in Scotland, senior Church figures were this week forced to reveal that a deviant priest had been found. 
The as yet unnamed cleric has confessed to not engaging in gay sex  or abusing children. "I'm not really interested in that kind of thing, I'd prefer a nice cup of tea and a bit of an auld pray."
Previously very critical of Father Ted and its portrayal of priests as likable simpletons, it is thought that the Church would now give a right arm for that kind of good PR.
Inside: By "deviant" I of course mean not adhering to a group norm.