Monday, 11 February 2013

Bye Bye Benedict, Benedict, bye bye...

Senior Catholics in Scotland awoke today to the news that the current Pope, Benedict, intends to retire from the post.
It is understood that Cardinal O'Brien, originally thought to be too old to be made Pope, has discovered that he is in fact 5 years younger than it says on his birth certificate. So he is.
Catholics in Scotland recall with warmth the current Pope's visit to Scotland where he handed babies out to the adoring crowd.
"Okay, so that's ein baby for you. Now, who asked for ein double scoop mitt monkey blood?"

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