You know how Edinburgh City Council's a bit rubbish when it comes to tram projects and all that? Well, here's my theory.
Below is a picture purportedly of Jenny Dawe, "leader" of the City Council.
Except it isn't. "Jenny Dawe" is Kevin Eldon, the go to guy for all comedic needs, in a blond wig, just fuckin' about.
Tell me I'm wrong. Go on, tell me.