As grounded sub HMS Astute limps towards port and a completely fucked no-claims bonus, it is thought that the captain of the boat, who managed to ground the vessel in comprehensively charted waters, might be in for a bit of a refresher course. Meanwhile,The Admiralty are looking into renaming the boat, with The Astute becoming The FuckedifIknow.
"No, not manoeuvre,mirror, signal. Its mirror, signal, manoeuvre."
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