You know that

expression "Normal for Norfolk"? Implying as it does that denizens of that area of fenland aren't, you know, quite right? Well, have a look at "Average for Auchinleck". 
The gentleman below is a senior policeman covering that charming  East-Ayrshire hamlet and featured on Reporting Scotland last night.
.Unbidden to one's conscious mind rises the thought, "if this is whit the local  polis look like whit  the fuck dae the neds look like?"