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Sensitive to the charge that he might be condemning the area around Faslane to another generation of nuclear risk, Dr Fox told The JT: " To spread the risk out a bit, I'm proposing that Faslane play host to the subs during the week, while the subs are parked outside my constituency office in the Somerset town of Nailsea on the weekends."
Contacted for comment a Nailsea local said something or other but we couldn't make out a word of it. Something about cider maybe, or having a sheepy girlfriend.
Christ knows to be honest.