Historic TV debate will be 'meaningless' to Scots – SNP
Published Date: 14 April 2010
By Eddie Barnes
ALEX Salmond has claimed there is little point in Scots watching tomorrow's historic TV debate between the three main UK party leaders, saying much of the event will be a "meaningless" exchange on English-only issues.
In addition, Mr Salmond pointed out, he won't be in the programme, rendering it completely without merit. It is thought that the viewing population of Scotland will now opt for one of two strategies, either, throw away their TVs since the number of programmes not featuring Mr Salmond vastly outnumber those that do, or, say "fuck off fat boy" and organise their own viewing plans.