Thursday, 4 July 2013

Next week: Scooby on scooby snacks.

In an unusual move, Velma, out of Scooby Doo, addressed the Scottish Parliament this week.
 Ms Velma recalled for MSPs  the varied adventures experienced by herself and fellow investigators of the para-normal.
In particular, she remembered the numerous occasions when "the gang" investigated  seemingly spectral phenomena occurring at a local showground, only to discover that the ghostly going-ons were being staged to force the showground into bankruptcy, thus allowing a crooked property developer to grab the land for a knock-down price. 
Velma remarked that the exposed culprit, prior  to being taken away by police, would invariably provide a detailed exposition of his plan and conclude that "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those darn kids!"
Velma concluded her session by taking questions from MSPs and denied that her nickname was Gnasher.

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