I know its just down to the software, but I bet the editor in charge of The Guardian's website got funny shooting pains in his chest when this unfortunate amalgam of headline links was pointed out.
Still, anything to cheer us up a bit on these dark days 'til the funeral eh?
( Its the third headline down BTW.You might need your readers. I'm saying, YOU MIGHT NEED YOUR READERS! Well, where did you last have them?You need to get on of those string things to hang your readers 'round your neck. I'm saying, oh never mind... )