Friday, 5 April 2013

Cameron holds audience rapt as his oratory reaches new heights of bollockiness

PM David Cameron, in a speech at the Thales factory in Glasgow, told a clearly conscripted... sorry, I meant to write, enthralled audience of factory staff that the Trident missile  programme protected the UK from nuclear blackmail. 
He told riveted or perhaps nailed, staff listening that :"The only way to resist nuclear blackmail from rogue states like North Korea is by responding positively to whispered phonecalls from the US defence industry demanding £30 billion."

Staff thoughts:"Why don't you shut the fuck up? This is meant to be my lunch break, you tosser."

North Korea's nuclear blackmail force, earlier today.

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