In polls conducted for The JT this last weekend, Scots were found to be "not comfortable" with the idea that Tavish Scott actually existed. One respondent said: "When I reflect on the fact that Tavish Scott isn't just a two word concept but a living, breathing human being that I might actually bump into, I get very uncomfortable with the whole idea. Is there any chance of him just fucking off out of it?"
There may well be a fucking off window opening in the very near future, as real polls, not ones imagined in pursuit of a cheap gag, are suggesting that the Scottish Lib-Dems are on to a tanking in the upcoming Holyrood elections.
|Tavish Scott, not very comfortable, yesterday|
"After being given an electoral kicking, politicians usually react by describing the process as a 'wake up call'. This one is heading for a call to take lots of sleeping pills, a half bottle of vodka and the writing of a long. teary, goodbye note."