Fuckin' hell, who'd be Iain Gray eh?
Pilloried as The Man With No Plan, The Grayster, The Charisma Free Zone, normally so slight and self-effacing he's not really detectable under normal lighting conditions.
But then, the one time he might be able for make positive use of his ability to blend into the ambient, the power deserts him. Big time.
Yes, dear reader, Iain due to host a high-profile policy launch at that Central Station on Weegie Wurld, instead was ambushed by a gang of protesters who apparently had just found out that life isn't fair.
And worse, Iain ended up being defended physically by Margaret Curran. Unfortunately Mags wasn't channelling the spirit of dalek top dog, Davros, so the protesters escaped incineration.
But still, who'd be Iain eh?
Inside: Sorry, for those of you readers living in Foreign I should point out that Iain Gray is the leader of the Labour Party in Scotland. And for those of you readers living in Scotland, I should point out that Iain Gray is the leader of the Labour Party in Scotland.