cynical days its all too easy to decry Craig Levein's decision to give Scotland's squad, due to play Brazil in London, which is in England, at the weekend, an away week in La Manga, which is in Spain.
But who could deny the right of Scott Brown to dress up like a silly cunt to play golf?
Well done Craig, a nation salutes you.
Craig later told The JT: " The golf outing is just a way of encouraging the squad to bond by playing a non-collaborative sport that has fuck all to do with fitba. Tomorrow however the real work begins with Scott expected to lead the training drills dressed up like Coco The Fuckin' Clown."