|Head coach, Mordor 1st 15|
Here's a previous instance of Chris engaging in said risky behaviour:
Ooh goodness! Isn't that awfully risky looking?
Thankfully, in the face of a probable up-coming uber-gubbing at That Twickenham, sources close to the Scottish team are working to ensure that if Chris does insist in making a swallow dive on first scoring against us, then, rest assured,he won't be doing that again, ever...
Happy to help Martin, just happy to help.