COULD THIS BE THE FACE OF A FUTURE FIFER?
Scientists working at Stirling Castle confirmed this week that they have either successfully recreated the facial characteristics of a long-dead medieval knight or have predicted how people from Fife might look in the future.
"It's very early days" Professor Beaker told The JT, "but it's just possible that given a long enough evolutionary timespan then people in Fife might start to look sort of human."
Unfortunately, Professor Beaker ruled out any other likely evolutionary advances, "I'm afraid that even at the end of a process that might take 20000 years, Fifers will still not be able to drive properly."
Inside: Actually, Fife dudes, you know I'm only kidding! The portrait above is quite clearly just a photo of John Hartson...