Johann Lamont- not of this planet

In a touching attempt to appear more human, Labour Leader Johann Lamont is pictured below attempting what human beings would describe as a "smile".
 "Its really difficult" Ms Lamont told The JT using her Universal Talking Bollocks Translator. "On my home planet, Torn Sconeous, we communicate displeasure by frowning, we don't have a facial expression for feelings of happiness or friendliness. In that respect we Torn Sconeians feel right at home in Airdrie."

Ms Lamont, attempts to "smile" warmly supported by colleagues all thinking: "I should have your job, you fuckin' bitch".