On the one hand,there's the BBC

reporting the sweet and innocent news that Olympic star Jessica Ennis is to feature on the cover of The Beano comic.
And then, on the other hand, there's this letterbocks from the current edition of The Viz comic.
"When the Olympics have finished, does anyone know what BP are going to do with all those lifesize laminated cut-outs of Jessica Ennis? Just out of interest."

Men are such beasts.