"Cor! Look at the the weird modernist tits on that!" etc.

Officials at Edinburgh airport first banned and then unbanned a poster advertising a modern art exhibition in the city. Following complaints from passengers, the airport bigwings covered up the lady's bits.

One passenger told a frankly not-even-there- JT :" When travelling by air, I don't want to see a woman's tits and ladygarden., I get enough of that at home, which is why I'm getting on a plane."

In the past, a poster of the Mona Lisa promoting The Maestro's work had to be covered up with a pair of ray-bans after a passenger complained that the eyes were following him all around the terminal.

Inside: I can't remember his name, but one of the Viz artists was filmed 

sketching a cubist comic rendering of a nude lady and remarking "Phwoaar! look at the square tits on that!"