From BBC News for the undead, Scotland.
A former Hollywood agent who swapped a multi-million dollar celebrity lifestyle for the pulpit is set to be inducted to his first parish.
Sang Cha is being ordained as a Church of Scotland minister at St Mungo's Church in Alloa, Clackmannanshire.
Mr Cha told The JT: "As an agent, I was privileged to help cast many Hollywood films, and I don't know why, but when I'm on the streets of Alloa I'm irresistibly reminded of George Romero's zombie movies."
|Insert own "If you think this is bad, just wait 'til the real zombies turn up" gag here.|