'Beath Bobbies Baffled

Police officers based in the picturesque Fife hamlet of Cowdenbeath confessed themselves baffled last night at the contents of 
(described by the BBC) as a "suspicious package" sent to Central Park, home to the town's football team.
A local polismun telt The JT: " The  package is fuhl o' the kind uh hing we've never seen in Cowdenbeath before like, ken."
Speculation as to the likely contents of the package has now focussed on two possibilities.
Either: 
                                                                             
                                                                                                                                                                  


Or: