Monday, 13 April 2009

Christ on a bike

Although all the evidence is pointing that way, can I just assure readers that I'm not personally responsible for any of Cardinal O' Brien's (ahem) "insights" detailed below.

Having spent a head-scratching few minutes trying to make sense of "The Brain"'s analysis of, and prescription for, society's woes, I can only conclude that he is unconsciously channelling your editor's worst anti-clerical tendencies and vocalising the same by talking bollocks.

I don't know why, but the tone of "The Card"'s comments irresistibly reminds me of a very old but very brilliant bit of satire that featured in The Onion.

Senior church leader effortlessly displays moral leadership

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