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Johnstone teacher lands prestigious science gong

Published: 23 Jun 2015 14:40

A JOHNSTONE High School teacher has been awarded a prestigious accolade by the Young Engineers and Science Clubs Scotland.

Making the award, Science minister Fergus Ewing told The JT:

"We rely on educators like Michael to help future scientests research the really big questions like- 'what the fuck is going on with my tie?' and, for that matter,' what the fuck happened to Heather Reid, I mean, she just, like,vanished...'"