How fecked are you now?

Nick Clegg says 

Lib Dems can pull

 off election 'surprises'

Mr Clegg said the party had a "fight on their hands" but predicted election "surprises"

Liberal Democrat leader Nick Clegg has told the BBC predictions of a Lib Dem "apocalypse" would be confounded.He told a frankly incredulous JT, "For such an apocalypse to occur it would have to be foretold and there would be great signs and wonders manifest, God would cause the moon to obscure the sun and a great darkness would be upon the earth."