Thursday, 6 March 2014

Naw, really? (Partially from The Skintsman)

Mr Climie later told The JT: "For drivers heading into Fife its very important that while on the bridge, not to be distracted from reflecting on the life gone past, the kindnesses shown and the hurtful words best left unspoken. 
This will spiritually prepare drivers for the imminent prospect of eternity being immediately twatted on the motorway by a brickie's Transit from Glenrolthes driven at 100mph by a one eyed haf wit eating a Greggs' bridie while making a roll up."

Inside: Welcome to Knockhill-where Fifers come to drive more slowly...

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