Friday, 17 January 2014

Dah dah dah, dah daaah dah!

Sir Stephen House, head Police Scotland has reacted vigorously to retired judge Lord McCluskey's remarks that "policemen were not saints", thus continuing the need for corroboration in criminal cases.
 Sir Stephen previously working for the London Met force said:" This Lord whatisname is a fackin' muppet." Elaborating, Sir Stephen invited Lord McCluskey  to:" fackin' do one, you fackin' caant."

Following this intervention , Sir Stephen drove off at high speed in  a Ford Granada before knocking over some cardboard boxes  on wasteland near an abandoned warehouse and performing a series of spectacular handbrake turns.

Sir Stephen's measured response to "the faacking briefs sticking their faacking oar into
The Firm's faacking business."

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