Say what you like about Robbie Fuckin' Williams...

But, if the picture editor at The Hardup is to be believed, he not only sings he also designs clothes AND finds the time to moonlight as some Scottish poet I've never heard of having a go at Creative Scotland,an organisation that I have heard of unfortunately....

Inside: Eagle-eyed readers will no doubt recognise the provenance of the headline. "Robbie Fuckin' Williams- he can do no wrong" featured as a strip in Viz a few years back. As did a letter that sort of went "Robbie Williams expresses a desire to Let Me Entertain you. In your own time then Robbie..." The poet BTW is Don Paterson. Anyone?