go on I dare you....
As the universe knows, Argyll and Bute Cooncil banned a kid from taking photos of her school dinners and posting her opinions on the interweb. For reasons that may make sense in some alternate reality, council educational official banned her thus employing censorship- a term we all understand right?
OK, so ensuing shitstorm lashes said cooncil and the cooncil leader, Roddy McCuish, hurriedly reverses ban, i.e. he lifts the censorship, right?
Er, no, have a look at a statement produced by oor Roddy and see if you can make any sense of it. If this constitutes a carefully-crafted climb down dreamed up by the Council's PR people, then God knows what an off the cuff statement would read like. Enjoy the below and spend the rest of eternity trying to link the statement with any kind of real world:
"There's no place for censorship in Argyll and Bute council and there never has been and there never will be," he said, adding: "It's a good thing to do, to change your mind, and I've certainly done that."