|"Right lads, remember, look busy"|
The facts are these.
At midday last Wednesday, an explosion was heard coming from the Ross Priory Wood, damaging some woodland, outside Gartocharn.
Strathclyde police at the scene have conducted a fingertip search, are pursuing several postitive lines of enquiry and expect the investigation to take some considerable time.
So, what happens next?
- "Fingertip"search to be followed up with middle and proximal phalanx searches.
- Leaves lying around thought to be work of previously unknown terrorist cell "The Autumn Winds".
- After watching the Claims Direct ad on C5 before Tricia, several residents of Gartocharn are now hurriedly preparing claims for post-facto-post traumatic stress. One resident will tell The JT: " after I saw the news item about the explosion on the telly, I've haven't been able to sleep until bedtime."
- Police enquiries likely to continue until decent levels of overtime claims have been amassed. I mean, after Xmas, January is such a long pay month isn't it?