No idea how this is even possible...

Oh, wait...

A bus and a tram have collided during the rush hour in Edinburgh.

The accident happened on West Maitland Street at about 07:45. Both vehicles were travelling east towards Princes Street. A spokescmongetaff told The JT, "In all our years of scenario planning never did we imagine that a tram could collide with a vehicle that's not a tram. How weird is that?"

Malky Mackay

is a racist, homophobic, misogynist dick wad...
Nae offence Malky, its just banter...

Pictured: a dick wad

This week, on Outlander!

You see, the problem with this is

where do you start?

Tremble all ye, and heed the word of Australia!

Wow, slow news day

According to The Skinstman, supermarkets are passing off Norwegian salmon as Scottish...
Wow, puts all those deaths in Gaza in perspective doesn't it?

No, I'm fine, I've just something in my eye...

"And who are going to be for us tonight Nicola?"
"Tonight Matthew, I'm going to stick this beard on and be Aly Bain..."

All you really need to know about Outlander

Typically douce, low key Presbyterian ending to minor sporting event held in this, the second city of empire...

"You'll have had your eccies..."

Heartwarming Hampden

As wonderful as the scenes were following Child's medal, with everyone singing along to Five Hundred, maximum respect must go out to Eilidh herself, who, despite being a massive Jambo, managed to get through the 'Claimers song without feigning being sick. 

Heartwarming...