The Clear Winner Of This Week's No Shit Sherlock Award!

Or do we mean this millennium's ?

Inside: Bonus nerd question: What was Palin's  character's job?

Church Sex Scandal Latest- "deviant priest" found!

Two lovable, but unfortunately, fictional priests yesterday

As the allegations of sexual misconduct and abuse swirl around the Catholic Church in Scotland, senior Church figures were this week forced to reveal that a deviant priest had been found. 
The as yet unnamed cleric has confessed to not engaging in gay sex  or abusing children. "I'm not really interested in that kind of thing, I'd prefer a nice cup of tea and a bit of an auld pray."
Previously very critical of Father Ted and its portrayal of priests as likable simpletons, it is thought that the Church would now give a right arm for that kind of good PR.
Inside: By "deviant" I of course mean not adhering to a group norm. 

Cough or perhaps splutter...

If I had a dirty mind, steeped in the mire of  ghastly frightfulness, I might think that The Skinstman hack responsible perhaps didn't fully  think through the  number of possible interpretations of the headline below. But  mercifully, my mind is purer than the driven snow.

Archbish-"Church to be less gay."

Its a miracle! Cardinal regains medium term memory!

Thanks to The BBC

We should be so "chastened"...

From The Guardian, but really any paper worth its salt should run this.
 Salient numbers in red.