Thursday, 20 August 2015

Its funny because its true! (From CouponBook)

Saturday, 8 August 2015

This is how The BBC works (apparently)

Lead story, England page of the BBC News website...

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Lead story, UK page of the BBC News website...

Saturday, 11 July 2015

This is why The Darwin Awards exist

Apparently he's leaving his current band Rewind, and joining Numpties...

Wednesday, 24 June 2015

Almost from "The Gazette". (No, me neither...)

Johnstone teacher lands prestigious science gong

Published: 23 Jun 2015 14:40

A JOHNSTONE High School teacher has been awarded a prestigious accolade by the Young Engineers and Science Clubs Scotland.

Making the award, Science minister Fergus Ewing told The JT:

"We rely on educators like Michael to help future scientests research the really big questions like- 'what the fuck is going on with my tie?' and, for that matter,' what the fuck happened to Heather Reid, I mean, she just, like,vanished...'"

Monday, 22 June 2015

From The Scotsman, but with edit.

Ms Davidson seen here either speaking or sneaking out a botty burp.One of the two, definitely, I would say...

SCOTTISH Conservative leader Ruth Davidson is today expected to deliver a stark warning to David Cameron and Tory ministers that “more needs to be done” to keep the United Kingdom intact.

Following the SNP’s election victory in Scotland in May, giving them 56 out of 59 Westminster seats, Ms Davidson will use a lecture at the Scotland Office’s Dover House home in Whitehall to suggest that pro-UK politicians are in danger of “falling into the trap of thinking everything is OK” because of the independence referendum result. It is thought that Mr Cameron will issue an immediate response insisting that: "I'm sorry, did you say something?I'm afraid I wasn't listening..." Ms Davidson will probably go ionto say something else to which Mr Cameron will reply: :"Evs, babes, evs."